[The video starts off easily enough. There's a child, who doesn't look to be no more than 8 or so, wearing a cassock and a black cap pulled down low. Puffs of steam rise into the air with every exhale, proving that it's cold out (never mind the few flakes of snow that appear and stick to his clothes). His cheeks are red, and he shivers before really focusing on the thing in his hands.]
I 'unno what's goin' on, but it's cold. It's wet. Someone thinks it's funny as hell to say they're my mom when I dun' even have one. And this furry orange...dog thing keeps talking.
[The view swings around to focus on the Growlithe lying on the ground next to the child. It just looks at him and wags its tail before giving a loud Growlithe! It's like it knows it's being recorded and is just cheesing it for the camera.]
See?! I know I don't know lots about dogs, but I know they're not suppose to talk.
[And there's the child again, frowning and all but glaring at the camera.]
Also, apparently it's my birthday. The thing said it was. I 'unno if it's right, but if it is, this is a horrible way to spend it!
[The child is just about to continue with his tirade before he is knocked over by his Pokemon partner. The video records the fall from the child's hand to the ground, and then suddenly shuts off.]
I 'unno what's goin' on, but it's cold. It's wet. Someone thinks it's funny as hell to say they're my mom when I dun' even have one. And this furry orange...dog thing keeps talking.
[The view swings around to focus on the Growlithe lying on the ground next to the child. It just looks at him and wags its tail before giving a loud Growlithe! It's like it knows it's being recorded and is just cheesing it for the camera.]
See?! I know I don't know lots about dogs, but I know they're not suppose to talk.
[And there's the child again, frowning and all but glaring at the camera.]
Also, apparently it's my birthday. The thing said it was. I 'unno if it's right, but if it is, this is a horrible way to spend it!
[The child is just about to continue with his tirade before he is knocked over by his Pokemon partner. The video records the fall from the child's hand to the ground, and then suddenly shuts off.]
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Date: 2015-03-23 12:06 am (UTC)From:You should stay near him. He'll help keep you warm.
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Date: 2015-03-23 01:11 am (UTC)From:[The child's tiny hand manages to grab his PokeGear to reply--]
OOF!
[Before the Growlithe manages to flop on the kid's back.]
I don't even know what he is! ...Except warm. That's it.
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Date: 2015-03-23 01:33 am (UTC)From:...but don't worry, he won't hurt you or anything.
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Date: 2015-03-24 02:00 am (UTC)From:[...Duo, that's not really saying much. You're TINY.]
Growlithe!
Do...all of these Growliss talk?
[It sounds like Growliss, don't make fun of him.]
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Date: 2015-03-24 02:43 am (UTC)From:Well...yes, but they aren't really talking...at least not like you and me. That's just the way some Pokemon sound. Some of them say the name of their species, and others don't say anything at all.
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Date: 2015-03-24 12:10 pm (UTC)From:[A pause. ]
Do you have one like this?
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Date: 2015-03-23 10:41 pm (UTC)From:[Does misery love company? It had better, because here comes a walking midget of a thundercloud, grudgingly carrying a Magikarp in both arms.]
Welcome to Johto, where ya get yanked away from whatever fresh hell is waitin' at home, turned human, and given a monster t'make up for it. Oh, and APPARENTLY sometimes thus place just dumps you back here and steals your stuff, so good luck with that.
[Is he in a bad mood? He seems like he's in a bad mood.]
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Date: 2015-03-24 02:06 am (UTC)From:Duo just huffs at the other kid, and glares while the Growlithe just...continues to lie on his back.]
Yeah, well...I 'unno if this place is better or worse than a cell. [But it's definitely better than having your home blown up.] And what are you carrying? Is it food?
[...Yes, he in fact did ask if a Pokemon was food.]
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Date: 2015-03-24 02:56 pm (UTC)From:[But if YOU'RE in a bad mood and HE'S in a bad mood then WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE?]Wh- TAIYAKI IS NOT FOOD!
[Which in retrospect is a pretty poor choice of nickname if you wanted to avoid exactly this kind of confusion.]
[Regardless, Impmon takes half a step back, shifting his Magikarp away from Duo!]
He's my partner an' you're not gonna touch him, got it?!
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Date: 2015-03-24 10:35 pm (UTC)From:[Duo just shrugs while his Growlithe licks at his face. SURPRISE!]
Ack! No! Wadderyoudoin?!
[Nope. More Growlithe kisses because bad moods are no good and Growlithe wants to make it all go away. Looks like Duo's not getting fried Magikarp for dinner.]
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Date: 2015-03-25 05:34 pm (UTC)From:[Impmon flushes red as he remembers that yeah, it really does.]
Well it's- that's just-
SHUT UP, OKAY?
[Truly an eloquent speaker, Impmon is.]
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Date: 2015-03-25 05:47 pm (UTC)From:[It's a little hard to stay boiling mad, watching that.]
Heh. Better be careful, looks like your friend there might think you sound kinda like food too.
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Date: 2015-04-02 05:21 pm (UTC)From:[Duo starts trying to push the Growlithe away, but it's just in vain. Soon, he just gives up and starts laughing.
No more anger. No more worrying about food, or lack thereof. Just laughing and being licked to death by an orange dog.]
Get 'im off me! Help!
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Date: 2015-03-24 03:50 am (UTC)From:I almost squealed when I saw you tagged me! BANDOU
Date: 2015-03-24 12:09 pm (UTC)From:[But he's known someone who could have been... And that reminder, the memory of losing that person so recent, makes Duo stop. He bites down on his bottom lip and buries his face against his arms. He's not crying.
The Growlithe on his back seems to pick up on his sudden mood change and gives a whine before trying to nuzzle Duo's hidden face.]
o////o oh gosh really? but yay i'm glad you know who he is!
Date: 2015-03-24 08:58 pm (UTC)From:[ Ah shit, the guy's upset now or something. Good job Bandou. He'll just kinda look around awkwardly. ]
I love K, okay? NO BLOOD NO BONE NO ASH
Date: 2015-03-24 10:33 pm (UTC)From:I 'unno. I never knew her, 'kay? None of us knew our moms or dads or anything like that.
[He returns to hiding his face in his arms.]
Stupid fighting.
NO BLOOD! NO BONE! NO ASH!! /chants along
Date: 2015-03-25 01:49 am (UTC)From:Yeah I know a few people like that.
[ Does that help? He's not sure. How do console people??
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Date: 2015-03-25 01:34 pm (UTC)From:There were lotsa us like that. Then some got sick. Then the rest got adopted.
[Duo sniffs again and looks up at the camera again. He's not so much glaring anymore than he is pouting.]
Are you like that? Like me?
[An orphan...]
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Date: 2015-03-25 03:38 am (UTC)From:[Hello small child, this is Rin. He's really trying to be helpful. Honestly. Truly. Oh! Give him a second, there is something else he has to say...]
Happy birthday, by the way.
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Date: 2015-03-25 01:39 pm (UTC)From:[And walks like a dog, and sounds like a dog (sort of), then it must be a dog. But more importantly...]
Is it really my birthday, though? No one told me I had one before, and then this thing said it's today. Is it right?
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Date: 2015-03-26 04:45 pm (UTC)From:[Rin how does this analogy work... Too bad, he's already moving on to the topic of birthdays. His face lights up a little. It's not a bad thing to not have a real birthday, but there was an easy solution for everything!]
Huh. You haven't had a birthday before? Then take today as your birthday. It's as good a day as any.
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Date: 2015-04-02 05:24 pm (UTC)From:[Oh, like he would know that, Duo. Stop being rude.]
I guess. Fine. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY THEN!
[It's said with much conviction (see also, loud), that it actually makes his Growlithe jump a bit.]
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Date: 2015-04-06 03:04 am (UTC)From:[RIN, STOP MAKING GRUMPY FACES. HE'S LIKE, SEVEN. -- See he even declared that today was his birthday! -- Oh. That was actually an a-okay thing to do kid. You get a B+ for that.]
Happy birthday, kid. ...See? Even your growlithe is happy for you. [At least... it looks happy.]
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Date: 2015-04-09 01:28 am (UTC)From:[But yes, the Growlithe is happy. It gives a sort of bark sound and licks at the screen of the device.]
Hey! You're suppose to like me more than him!