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[The video starts off easily enough. There's a child, who doesn't look to be no more than 8 or so, wearing a cassock and a black cap pulled down low. Puffs of steam rise into the air with every exhale, proving that it's cold out (never mind the few flakes of snow that appear and stick to his clothes). His cheeks are red, and he shivers before really focusing on the thing in his hands.]
I 'unno what's goin' on, but it's cold. It's wet. Someone thinks it's funny as hell to say they're my mom when I dun' even have one. And this furry orange...dog thing keeps talking.
[The view swings around to focus on the Growlithe lying on the ground next to the child. It just looks at him and wags its tail before giving a loud Growlithe! It's like it knows it's being recorded and is just cheesing it for the camera.]
See?! I know I don't know lots about dogs, but I know they're not suppose to talk.
[And there's the child again, frowning and all but glaring at the camera.]
Also, apparently it's my birthday. The thing said it was. I 'unno if it's right, but if it is, this is a horrible way to spend it!
[The child is just about to continue with his tirade before he is knocked over by his Pokemon partner. The video records the fall from the child's hand to the ground, and then suddenly shuts off.]
I 'unno what's goin' on, but it's cold. It's wet. Someone thinks it's funny as hell to say they're my mom when I dun' even have one. And this furry orange...dog thing keeps talking.
[The view swings around to focus on the Growlithe lying on the ground next to the child. It just looks at him and wags its tail before giving a loud Growlithe! It's like it knows it's being recorded and is just cheesing it for the camera.]
See?! I know I don't know lots about dogs, but I know they're not suppose to talk.
[And there's the child again, frowning and all but glaring at the camera.]
Also, apparently it's my birthday. The thing said it was. I 'unno if it's right, but if it is, this is a horrible way to spend it!
[The child is just about to continue with his tirade before he is knocked over by his Pokemon partner. The video records the fall from the child's hand to the ground, and then suddenly shuts off.]
[video]
Date: 2015-03-25 01:39 pm (UTC)From:[And walks like a dog, and sounds like a dog (sort of), then it must be a dog. But more importantly...]
Is it really my birthday, though? No one told me I had one before, and then this thing said it's today. Is it right?
[video]
Date: 2015-03-26 04:45 pm (UTC)From:[Rin how does this analogy work... Too bad, he's already moving on to the topic of birthdays. His face lights up a little. It's not a bad thing to not have a real birthday, but there was an easy solution for everything!]
Huh. You haven't had a birthday before? Then take today as your birthday. It's as good a day as any.
Re: [video]
Date: 2015-04-02 05:24 pm (UTC)From:[Oh, like he would know that, Duo. Stop being rude.]
I guess. Fine. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY THEN!
[It's said with much conviction (see also, loud), that it actually makes his Growlithe jump a bit.]
[video]
Date: 2015-04-06 03:04 am (UTC)From:[RIN, STOP MAKING GRUMPY FACES. HE'S LIKE, SEVEN. -- See he even declared that today was his birthday! -- Oh. That was actually an a-okay thing to do kid. You get a B+ for that.]
Happy birthday, kid. ...See? Even your growlithe is happy for you. [At least... it looks happy.]
Re: [video]
Date: 2015-04-09 01:28 am (UTC)From:[But yes, the Growlithe is happy. It gives a sort of bark sound and licks at the screen of the device.]
Hey! You're suppose to like me more than him!