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[The video starts off easily enough. There's a child, who doesn't look to be no more than 8 or so, wearing a cassock and a black cap pulled down low. Puffs of steam rise into the air with every exhale, proving that it's cold out (never mind the few flakes of snow that appear and stick to his clothes). His cheeks are red, and he shivers before really focusing on the thing in his hands.]
I 'unno what's goin' on, but it's cold. It's wet. Someone thinks it's funny as hell to say they're my mom when I dun' even have one. And this furry orange...dog thing keeps talking.
[The view swings around to focus on the Growlithe lying on the ground next to the child. It just looks at him and wags its tail before giving a loud Growlithe! It's like it knows it's being recorded and is just cheesing it for the camera.]
See?! I know I don't know lots about dogs, but I know they're not suppose to talk.
[And there's the child again, frowning and all but glaring at the camera.]
Also, apparently it's my birthday. The thing said it was. I 'unno if it's right, but if it is, this is a horrible way to spend it!
[The child is just about to continue with his tirade before he is knocked over by his Pokemon partner. The video records the fall from the child's hand to the ground, and then suddenly shuts off.]
I 'unno what's goin' on, but it's cold. It's wet. Someone thinks it's funny as hell to say they're my mom when I dun' even have one. And this furry orange...dog thing keeps talking.
[The view swings around to focus on the Growlithe lying on the ground next to the child. It just looks at him and wags its tail before giving a loud Growlithe! It's like it knows it's being recorded and is just cheesing it for the camera.]
See?! I know I don't know lots about dogs, but I know they're not suppose to talk.
[And there's the child again, frowning and all but glaring at the camera.]
Also, apparently it's my birthday. The thing said it was. I 'unno if it's right, but if it is, this is a horrible way to spend it!
[The child is just about to continue with his tirade before he is knocked over by his Pokemon partner. The video records the fall from the child's hand to the ground, and then suddenly shuts off.]
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Date: 2015-03-25 05:47 pm (UTC)From:[It's a little hard to stay boiling mad, watching that.]
Heh. Better be careful, looks like your friend there might think you sound kinda like food too.
Re: 2/2
Date: 2015-04-02 05:21 pm (UTC)From:[Duo starts trying to push the Growlithe away, but it's just in vain. Soon, he just gives up and starts laughing.
No more anger. No more worrying about food, or lack thereof. Just laughing and being licked to death by an orange dog.]
Get 'im off me! Help!
Re: 2/2
Date: 2015-04-05 10:52 pm (UTC)From:It's not being an asshole if Duo laughed first, right?]What, me?
[Weighing the odds of his currently squishy, human self against a firebrea firebreathing tiger. Conclusion: not good.]
...Arright. You owe me for this though.
[He returns Taiyaki to the Pokèball before dropping into a highly inexpert stance, like he's about to be tackled by a linebacker.
Or on overenthusiastic tigerpuppy.]Hey, Fido! Over here! Come at me!
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Date: 2015-04-09 01:26 am (UTC)From:Hope you can catch a tigerdog, Impmon.]